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PRODUCT NAME: Traffic Ivy
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SELLER: Cindy Donovan
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REQUEST APPROVAL:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SCmkpZX2C4_uDvWbClpsno_Y1QQQBXaQ2ehvdGlZzU4/edit
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DONE FOR YOU PROMOS:
Remember - you can paste these on Facebook, email them to people or
put them on your blog if you have one.
Refer to the Orientation Call to learn a powerful free traffic method: http://www.commissionology.org/orientation/
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SUBJECT: high quality traffic just got easy
Yeah I know;
You hear plenty of
stuff about how to
get traffic but it's
not my fault this
genius woman from
Australia decided to
invent this thing...
It basically harnesses
the power of other people
so they send traffic for
you.
For free, nada, zilcho.
Sweet.
Yep - they send your
content out to their
social media profiles
and you laugh all the
way to the bank-a-roo.
Get started here;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: all your traffic problems - answered
Big claim?
You betcha.
That's because this thing
works so I'm prepared to
put my considerable ass
on the line here and say so.
You need this.
It's basically an ingenious
way that you can get other
people to do all your
traffic work for you.
You don't even have to
pay them to send the traffic.
It's soooooo smart.
Go see how this works and
grab your free traffic here;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: They will share your content for free
This is such a cool thing.
These guys have come up
with a way of incentivizing
other people so they share
your content on all their
social media pages.
This gets you traffic.
A LOT of traffic.
And you're putting no money
down to get all this traffic.
Sounds cool, huh?
Go grab this for yourself;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: How to go viral with your content in 1 single step
Yessir.
Forget all those 99-step traffic
training programs you never
heard about.
Instead, go wrap your peepers
around this little doozy.
On the video you'll see my
good friend Cindy (from
Australia).
Forget her weird accent
- all the Ozzies speak
weird like that.
(It's something to do with
eating shrimps and wombats
all the time I think)
Anyhoo:-
This Pomme thinks this is
one free traffic offer that's
so good you should stop
dithering and instead just
didgeridoo your best to grab
it for yourself here;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: The TRUTH about getting decent traffic online
You want the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth?
Okay, lemme hit you with it...
Getting traffic is hard.
There you go.
I said it.
It's hard - you either gotta
pay for it or you gotta work
hard for it.
But what if you could get
OTHER PEOPLE to do all the
hard work for you and send
you traffic for free?
Sounds whack, right?
I'd have thought the same
until I got this;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: When you need traffic - FAST
Forget throwing another
thousand Greenbacks at
Mark Zuckerberg (he
doesn't need them).
And don't even bother
trying to bribe Google
for traffic.
Instead;
Jump on board this brand
new traffic method which
leverages the power of
other people to send you
traffic.
It's so simple yet amazingly
smart.
Here's a way that tons of
other people can be "bribed"
(without using money) to
send your content to all
their social media followers.
Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.
Fast traffic is here, vroooooooom-vroooooom;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: Going VIRAL has never been easier
And I'm not talking
about spreading your
STD or some computer
virus here
(just in case you were
worried)
BUT RATHER:-
How to get other people
to spread your traffic
all over the internet.
Sure;
You could create the
best cat video in history.
Or - you could just use
this new traffic method
which incentivizes people
to share your content with
all their social media followers.
It's ingenious.
And you need to jump on this
now to get the most out of
this traffic opportunity;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: Social influencers will share your stuff, here's how
What if you could pay
someone $0.00 and they
would forward your content
to all their followers?
What if you could pay
a TON of people $0.00
and they would share
their content with all
their social networks
too?
This is not the stuff of dreams.
This is the stuff of internet
marketing pitches in emails.
Like this one.
Shizzle (and free traffic)
just got real;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: "Click me baby one more time."
Britney Spears is not
into internet marketing
but if she was...
She'd get free viral traffic
all the time because her videos
are, well, shareable.
But for mere mortals like
you and I we can't rely
on our shining assets
and musical talent.
We usually need to buy
traffic like the rest
of general public.
Until now...
Because I've just found a
machine that instantly turns
you into Britney Spears.
OH. wait a sec...
no that's not right.
I mean - I've found a way
you can get masses of
people to share your content
for free and make it go
viral without paying for it;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: Dawn of the Dead Traffic
(silence)
This is normally what happens
after you launch your latest
traffic campaign;
(silence)
No stampede.
No horde of buyers.
No tsunami of clicks.
Just deafening, wallet-emptying
silence.
Well I, on behalf of you and
all us other members of the
general public hereby say;
"BALLS TO THAT!"
We want traffic.
And we want it now.
And we want it to be good traffic.
But, sorry, we don't want
to pay for it.
And, to be honest, we don't
even want to work for it.
So whaddya say?
Normally I'd tell you to
take a long run off a
short pier but today
I have some good news
for you.
Your insane free-traffic-demands
have just been met;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: Facebook Ads getting you down?
Join the club.
Hardly a day goes by
in the whacky world of
internet marketing without
some poor schmuck getting
their FB ads denied, rejected
or their entire account shut down.
Why?
Because FB are a bunch of jerks.
They don't get internet marketing.
They don't get affiliate marketing.
And they want you to fail.
In other news;
There is a way to get traffic
(for nada) which actually WORKS.
And it comes with zero headaches
and zero fascist-posturing like
Facebook.
It's called... well, go get
it for yourself;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: Traffic method that WORKS
That's all you're looking for right?
I know.
I'm the same.
You don't want much - just
something which is as good
as it says it is.
Well I found it.
It works.
And it works because it's
based on a very simple yet
powerful principle;
LEVERAGE.
Rather than pay for traffic
or work hard for traffic
this method lets you
leverage other people's
hard work so you get
all the benefit (and traffic).
Nifty.
You should buy this now;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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SUBJECT: "It's like brainwashing people to send out your link..."
Who said that?
I did.
About what?
About "Traffic Ivy", that's what.
Yep - the free traffic system
I've been harping on about
all week.
Why have I been yammering
on about this thing all week?
1. It works
2. I get paid commissions
3. You need traffic
4. I get paid commissions
You get the picture.
Now get the traffic;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
Best,
Michael Cheney
(c) Copyright. All rights reserved.
Don't even try to copy or swipe this
email because even my lawyers
have lawyers. If you can't stand the
edutainment heat and want to get out
of my email kitchen you can unsubscribe
below. Farewell, it's been emotional.
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