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PRODUCT NAME: Traffic Bots
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SELLER: Chris X
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SUBJECT: big money, small effort
Yeah I know;
You've heard it all before?
But trust me on this - this
has to be one of the gawsh-darned
easiest ways to sift moolah
outta the interwebs I've ever
cast my peepers on.
Firstly;
You don't have to do much "work"
at all (if you can even call
it that).
The trick is in the getting
of the traffic.
Normally this is a real
ballache - writing content,
offering value and all those
other things you're "supposed"
to do which are a pain in
the tush.
Not with this.
With this you just...
well...
Take a look;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Let these traffic robots do the hard work for you
Ahhh...
My fave kind of robots -
the ones that drive traffic
to your website while you
sip on a Mojito.
God bless their little
cotton 10101s.
You gotta love these
guys and the way they
get traffic for you
in a few clicks of a
mouse.
Genius.
Now;
I'm not gonna make out
like this is totally
hands-free moolah-getting
happiness here.
You do need to put in a
bit of effort (find the
niche, clck the buttons,
count the greenbacks etc.).
BUT:-
It's peanuts compared to
what these traffic-bots
do for you;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: "101010101010101..."
Haha. LOL.
I tell you - these robots
are hysterical aren't they?
What's that?
You can't understand them,
you don't speak "robot-ese"?
No biggie.
You see I've befriended a
nice group of traffic
robots and they are so good
at this stuff they get
traffic without you really
having to talk to them.
Which is handy really because
conversing in 1's and 0's all
the time can be a real 1010101-ing
nightmare :-)
Okay, enough wittle whattle.
Go buy these traffic bots;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Traffic just got, well, easy...
There.
I said it.
I committed the cardinal sin
of ethical internet marketing
and made a claim about something
online being easy.
But you see - there really is
no other way of describing
this traffic method.
It's not like you have to
create any content, do a
ton of research.
You don't really have to do
any work at all.
The traffic bots do it for you.
Hence - easy.
Go grab these traffic bots for
yourself and you'll see what
I mean;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: "I will exterrrrrrrrrrrrrrminate!"
Daleks.
The scariest robots on the planet.
(Until you realize they can't
go up stairs and then you
finally sleep at night again).
I'm not kidding;
I used to hide behind the sofa
when I was a kid when daleks
appeared on Dr. Who.
Not a pretty sight.
But not all robots will scare
the pants off you.
Some are actually nice.
Some will actually serve
your beck and call and
put money in your bank
account (for real).
Like these traffic robots
just released to the world;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Your new favorite traffic method just arrived
Here it is;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: "You have 10 seconds to comply."
Have you ever seen Robocop?
The undisputed star of that
movie is not Robocop, not
his sidekick (who gets
splatted early on) nor is
it the scar-faced baddie.
It's ED-209.
The evil robot programmed
to kill on sight that goes
ape sh** and attacks everyone
in the board meeting;
"You have 10 seconds to comply!"
BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!
(Blood, carnage, carcasses etc.)
Okay good - now I've put that
delightful mental picture in your
mind let me offset it with
something nice.
A sunflower perhaps?
A warm, sunny beach maybe?
Great - now back to the pitch...
This is loosely connected to
robots in-as-much-as it's a
bunch of "traffic robots"
which get you traffic.
Go buy it and suchlike etc etc;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
(You have not very long to comply)
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: When you should quit internet marketing
This is how to know when it's
the right time to quit;
#1. When you can't get traffic
to anything any more
#2. That's it.
Lookie here;
If you have no effective way
of getting traffic online
then you might as well quit.
It's game over.
Nothing can make you money if
you can't do that.
Which is why this Traffic Bots
thing from Chris X is flying
off the shelves;
It gives people a proven and
EASY way to get traffic.
With very little work.
(Always nice).
Go buy it now and watch these
robots drive traffic to your
offers so you get paid;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: "Number Johnny 5 is alive!"
I used to love the movie
"Short Circuit" when I
was a kid.
I dreamt of making my
own robot one day.
And how I would get it
to do my evil bidding
and beat up bullies,
get me all the ice-cream
I wanted and help me look
cool forever.
Well fast-forward to today
and all of that has come
true (but only in the sense
that is actually hasn't).
BUT:-
Someone I know online HAS
managed to create their
own robots.
They won't crush bullies
or get you ice-cream but...
They will get you traffic.
Which is nice.
Here's the part where you
click the link and go buy it
or convince yourself you're
already making enough moolah
online and don't need any more;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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==================================
SUBJECT: Roomba sucks. Geddit?
I'm not gonna lie;
The first time I saw one
of those vaccuuming Roomba
robots I nearly soiled myself.
"WHAAAAA???! An actual robot
doing something useful?"
I'm a nerd at heart.
And all my childhood I'd
read about and watched TV
programs about how robots
were going to revolutionize
the future.
We'd all be pampered as robots
did all our work, cleaning,
cooking and even transported us
here and there.
Hogwash.
BUT:-
As it turns out - those
future-seers did get one
thing right. Robots have
ended up doing something
very cool for us;
Getting traffic.
Yessireee.
And now these robots are
waiting to get you tons
of moolah-making traffic;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: "Blip-blop, bloop-bleeeeep".
Ahhh, R2-D2. Whadda guy.
I recently watched all the
3 original Star Wars movies
with my kids.
(Ep VII onwards, not the
Ja-Ja Binks ones, *shudders*)
They loved them.
And even though neither my
kids, nor I, ever know what
R2-D2 is actually saying
we can always sense his
intention.
Y'know?
And that's important -
You don't have to understand
everything about something
to realize its intention or
its value.
Take these Traffic Bots I've
been telling you about this
week...
(See how smoove that segway was?)
You might not understand HOW
these Traffic Bots get you
traffic, you might not understand
the coding language they
operate with but;
It's all good.
All you need to know is: these
Traffic Bots work. They get you
traffic.
Now go buy them, bleep-blop;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: The geeks will inherit the Earth.
It's true.
Back in 1999 I remember the
front cover of a magazine
said this.
It was just as the dotcom
frenzy was reaching its
height and people were
finally starting to take
the internet seriously.
And here we are.
The world is pretty much
run now by geeks who
have all the information
and software at their
fingertips;
Facebook. Twitter. Google.
So - what if you could
tap into some of the
smartest software out
there and ride on the
coat-tails of another
geek?
You can.
Using the Traffic Bots
Chris X has created for you.
These things will drive
traffic to any offer so
you get paid.
Simples.
Time is running out on
this so grab them now;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: About this Traffic Bots thang...
I'm gonna take a stab in
the dark here and say that
by now, after several emails
from me about this;
You know what Traffic Bots is;
- Bots
- That get you traffic
- It works
- It's proven
- It's good
- You should buy it
Okay.
Job done.
Over to you;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: your LAST CHANCE for TrafficBots
this is the email where I tell you
time is running out and you should
buy this because it works;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/
Michael
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