SUBJECT: "On your feet, maggot!"
This is a line from the Tom Cruise
movie "Edge of Tomorrow" which
is an amazing story;
Every day this guy keeps reliving
the same day as a recruit in the army.
Every day he learns a little something
more to aid him on the battlefield.
And every day he dies, comes back
to life again at the same point in
bootcamp with a Sergeant screaming
at him;
"On your feet, maggot!"
As he repeats the same day over
and over he eventually gets enough
skill, intel and experience to overcome
all the bad guys.
This is you.
You're stuck in internet marketing
Groundhog Day.
Every day's the same.
Every day you're fighting a
battle and trying to get better.
And every day you probably
feel a bit "dead" or defeated
at the end of it.
Well, in this particluar analogy,
Ben Martin is Tom Cruise at the
end of the movie.
And now he's giving it all to you
by letting you copy and paste
his best money-making
work,
call it your own and keep
all the profits for yourself.
But it won't last forever.
Grab his stealth money method here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
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SUBJECT: Saving Private Newbie
I'll be honest;
I ain't doing Jack to save your
greenhorn a$s (other than give
you a special assignment link
below).
The real hero here is Ben Martin;
He's the guy who's survived the
internet marketing battleground
to tell the tale and is now practically
giving away his new stealth money method.
This is so easy even newbs and
bootcamp virgins will make
bank with this;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
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SUBJECT: "ATTENNNN-SHUNN!!"
Chin up. Chest out. Back straight.
Is that a scuff on your shoes?
Tut, tut.
Listen here Recruit;
You need to buck up your ideas
if you're going to make it out of
internet marketing bootcamp and
actually start making some money.
It starts by getting yourself a
fearless Leader.
And then by following their
stealth method directly to
the cheese.
Such a Leader and such a
method are waiting for you
here so get marching;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: What the world's stealthiest affiliate does to get wealthy
This is nifty.
It's a stealth new money method
which harnesses the power of
"monkey simple" YouTube videos
to get you commissions.
The genius behind it is none other
than ultra-stealthy and ultra-wealthy
Ben Martin.
Forget complicated software or
having to study for hours learning
how to do stuff.
With this stealth method you can
get easy results.
Fast.
Set to it;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
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SUBJECT: Full Metal Affiliate
In the Affiliate Marketing War
there are soft targets and easy
targets.
The soft ones are the newbies
who don't know what they're
doing, running around like headless
chickens and scarcely lasting a
minute on the battlefield.
It's messy.
Blood and guts everywhere.
If you're gonna survive this
crapfest you're gonna need
some decent weapons,
impenetrable armor and a
fearless leader to show you
the way.
Win the war here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: The first casualty of the Affiliate War is innocence...
Ahhhh...
You start out your journey
so innocently - walking across
the battlefield of affiliate marketing
surveying the scene oblivious
to the fact bullets are whizzing
just over your head.
then BLAMM.
You're hit.
Taken out in a flash by some
BS program which promised
the earth and delivered less
than a dead FedEx driver.
Pffft.
It doesn't take you long to
realize you need to follow
the right people in this game.
And Ben Martin is the right
people- thru and thru.
He's making hundreds of
thousands a year as an
affiliate.
I've learned a ton of cool
money-making methods
from him which nobody
else is teaching.
This is stealth, fast and it works;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: People are making $200+ a day from dumb "monkey videos" on YouTube
It's true.
There's a small group of people
posting dumbass videos on
YouTube and making $200+
a day from it.
Videos so easy to create even
an un-trained monkey could do them.
(No evidence yet that such a
primate has recorded a testimonial
but that sure would cool on
the salesletter huh?)
Anyhoo;
The point is - anyone can do this
and this money method works.
Go try it for yourself and prove
you're smarter than a monkey;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: A Few Good Affiliates
It's a war out there...
And there really are only
a few good affiliates who are
making a killing (rather than
being killed).
It all boils down to this;
- Find a method which works
- Make sure it's so easy you
can almost do it in your sleep
(or train a monkey to do it)
- Collect the cheese
Easy.
[at least in theiry right?]
So when Ben Martin released
his new stealth method
for making $200+ a day
from dumbass YouTube
videos I was like;
"Wooooooaaaaah."
This is epic.
If you haven't bought this
already then buy it now;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Get "Super Affiliate rich" with this stealth method
Yeah, y'know - cos super
affiliates are rich.
That's what makes them super.
Well, that and their ability
to crush it in affiliate marketing
no matter what they do.
Take super affiliate Ben Martin.
This guy has been operating under
the radar for years now. He's
always testing out new methods
and breaking boundaries of
affiliate marketing.
I've learned a lot of ninja stuff
from him myself.
Well, now he's outdone himself
because he's found a stealth
method of making $200+ per
day just by...
Well, I'll let him show you;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
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SUBJECT: Wealthy, stealthy and frickin' healthy...
And when I say "healthy" I mean
healthy for your bank account.
What am I on about?
I'm on about this new way of making
moolah online that everyone is talking
about.
It's purdy cool.
It uses a well-known website (not
what you think). And a simple technique
which even an untrained monkey could do.
And the results are astounding.
We're talking $200+ per day here
and all without paying for traffic.
Schwingggg.
It can make you wealthy. It's
super-stealthy.
See it in action here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
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SUBJECT: Affiliate Apocalypse Now
Skulls everywhere.
The smell
of burning blood thick
in the air.
The distant sound of screams
reverberating around the hills.
Yikes.
Affiliate marketing is no place
for the weak of heart.
I'm not kidding;
You'll get chewed up and spat
out in seconds if you don't know
what you're doing.
It's a war out there.
Sadly - most people trying to
make a "killing" in affiliate
marketing are going about
things in the wrong way;
- The wrong tools
- The wrong methods
- The wrong teachers
Let me set you on the path
to winning the war here.
I know someone.
He's an absolute WARRIOR
at affiliate marketing. (and I
mean this in the true sense
of the word, not in the
"Warrior Forum" sense
of the word.
Follow this stealth method
and you will win the affiliate
marketing war;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Braindead simple money method for peeps who hate work
Two brains cells? Check.
Loathing for work and effort? Check.
Desire for money? Check.
Well done, you are now qualified
to click this magic link which shows
you the simple money method;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Most affiliates die at bootcamp
SPLAT.
There goes another one - falling
to their death down a hole.
BOOM.
There goes another one - standing
on a landmine.
SPLURGGG.
There goes another one - dying
a slow death in the everlasting
pool of Jello-QuicksandTM.
It's sad really.
But it's also no surprise;
The affiliate marketing battleground
is littered with the bloody corpses
of many a newbie.
The reason is simple;
Unless you have the right weapons
and the right leader to show you
the way you're gonna end up
dining on a can of whoop-ass
every single time.
But now you change all that.
Because there's a new method,
a new fearless leader and new
way of stealthily making $200+
per day online.
Here it is;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
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SUBJECT: The Great Affiliate Escape
Do you ever feel like your job
is a prison?
If not, the entire metaphor and
premise for this email has fallen
completely on its ass and I'm
kinda wasting my time here.
But let's just say you do feel that way.
If so;
You need to start digging a tunnel
right away.
And I'm not talking a little tunnel
either - I'm talking a big-ass one
that takes you right out of your
office, right away from the city
and directly to your home.
So, from this point forwards,
you can make all the money
you want from the comfort
of your own abode.
It's possible.
And I know a man who can
make this happen for you.
His name is Ben and he's already
personally made me over one
hundred grand.
You are gonna love this.
Here's your ticket out of
9 to 5 slavedom;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: It's a war out there and you're armed with a peashooter
"Peeeeyoooooo", goes your pea.
"Ouch", says nobody.
"KABOOOOM!!!", goes my rocket launcher.
"....", says everyone as they lay
scattered around the affiliate
battlefield in numerous pieces.
Unless you're making $200+
per day commissions then
chances are you have the
wrong "weapon".
Your upgrade is waiting for you here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
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SUBJECT: All Quiet on the Commissions Front?
You hear that deafening silence -
That's the sound of all your commissions
not pinging into your PayPal account.
$0.00 sure is loud eh?
There's a fix.
But it's gonna cost ya.
It's a new stealth method of
making $200+ a day online
which everyone is talking about.
You probably know the deal
by now already.
What you need to know is this;
- It won't be available forever
- It's a great method
- It works
Be quick or be dead;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/stealth/
Michael Cheney
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