SUBJECT: POP! goes the weasel/guru
Oh no - I'm not inferring gurus are
weasels by the way, that would be
just, well, wholly untrue (for the
most part).
All I'm saying is;
It seems hardly a day goes by
without yet another Despicable
Gru getting the boot or facing
the smackdown for yours and
mine favorite federal organization:
The wet-dream inducing FTC.
Ahh the joys...
You know what insures you against
being shut down by the FTC?
Absolutely nothing.
(Although not being in business is
a good start).
For the rest of us;
The sure-fire way to ensure you
make enough moolah to retire on
before the Feds come knocking
is to use this "P.O.P." thing to
get money fast;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: $10,758 in 63 days, here's how...
No he didn't dance on street corners.
No he didn't turn tricks in
trucker bars (as far as I'm aware).
Instead, this plucky Londoner used
a weird "formula" to make ten grand
lickety-split.
He calls it the "P.O.P." formula.
You know what it stands for?
Nah, me neither...
But you know something - this
method only gosh darned works.
this much I do know because Ive
seen this guy's paypal account
firsthand.
So "pop" over to this link right
away and get your "pop"sicles
on this little number;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: Santa, Schindler and YOU
What do they all have in common?
No, they haven't all starred in
Spielberg-directed movies.
(Have they?)
Nah - what they have in common
is they all have a list.
Geddit?
What's that ye mumble? You don't
have a list?
Ah - well that's where you're wrong.
you do have a mailing list, you see.
Yesirree. And it's a real money-maker
too - you just hit "Send" and commissions
come flooding to you like a veritable
Cheese Tsunami.
I know this because I've seen the future.
And you have a list in it (the future).
Look, just go grab this okay? Thank me later Toto;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: Push-button riches are here (well kinda...
You see that button on your
mouse over there?
(or that smudged-screen if
you're reading this on your
iSchmone on the John).
Either way;
There's an easy way you can
turn a simple one-click of that
thing into a few hundred dollars
a day.
Okay - not riches per se, but
certainly enough to get your
blood and bank account flowing.
(And repeat this a few times
a day, 365, and you'll be off
to the races).
Doing WHAT, pray tell?
By getting your own mailing
list and sending emails to
people who then buy stuff.
Like this;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: 27yr-old Londoner makes off with $7852.76 in commissions...
When I say "makes off" - I don't
mean he nicked it from joint by
clobbering the staff then bolting
down the street sharp-ish...
He basically did this thing, then
"POP" he makes $7852.76 in
commissions.
Nice.
Which for a guy who used to
work as a cubicle slave in
9 to 5 office hell is purdy good going,
you'll have to agree.
Anyhooo...
He's documented the method (clever)
and now he's going to give it to you
(ingenious) for a small free (generous).
Here be the HOW;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: This long-term asset will save yo ass
There's nae much in this fly-by-night
world of internet marketing which
can stand the test of time.
But this is one.
Once you have this asset you can
milk the thing for money every day
for the rest of your life and sail off
into the sunset of VIP strip joints
and fast cars (or whatever your
little heart desires).
It's called a "list".
And when you have it you can
send whacky emails to it like
this one, get people to click
links and buy stuff then you get paid;
As easy as 1-2-3-POP;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: FREEZE
I want you to look around you
right now - what do you see?
Your desk? Your phone?
Your cup of coffee?
That weird guy from Accounts
staring at you like he wants to
put sauce on you and eat you
like a 12-inch sub?
Well listen up;
You can change all your surroundings
(permanently and forever) including
getting gold-plated everything and
diamond-encrusted dinner plates.
How?
By getting your own money-making
mailing list using this "POP" method;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: What every newbie needs (but can't be arsed to build)
Yes - you've guessed it;
A list.
You can't get rich beyond your
wildest dreams without one.
(Not easily anyway).
But the problem has always been -
building your own list is a right royal
pain in the arse.
Nobody (especially newbs) can
be arsed to do it.
I get it.
Work is a bummer.
But wouldn't it be cool if
there was an easy way you
could build your own list
without any of the hard work?
Well, as if by magic, the coincidence
of this is staggering to me right now,
here's a link which makes all this
happen for you;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: I have an ATM in my home office
It's true.
Whenever I need more cheese
I just go upto this thing and push
a button.
Honestly;
It really is like those internet
marketing promises of the
1990s (except it's real).
Ok, you got me Toto, it ain't
an actual ATM - it's my computer.
And it doesn't spit money out
all over my floor either - instead
it just wangs it right into my
PayPal account instead
(much more practical)
But the point is this;
I can push a button on my
computer whenever I like
and it makes me money;
It's called the "Send" button.
You can do it too.
Here's how;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: My boss made Voldemort look like Mother Theresa
Seriously.
She was a Darth Witch of
the Highest First Order.
An evil laugh.
Crooked teeth.
And a habit for making you
look like an idiot with public
humiliations.
A real piece of work.
Such was life for me and
many other Underlings
in the perpetual cubicle hell
of corporate office world.
Well...
As soon as the internet came
bursting out of the digital womb
I was outta there.
Literally threw my resignation
letter at this bitch and never
looked back.
Others weren't so lucky...
They're still enslaved, working
for this monster for a pittance
in the gray, drably-lit hell hole
of the cubicle workspace.
Are you?
Here's your ticket out of here
(from someone like me who escaped
the same fate using the "POP formula");
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: They call it the "sickener"
Have you ever tried to join the SAS?
If you have, you'll know one
of the worst parts is having
to do "the sickener".
It's a long series of arduous
challenges which push you to
your absolute physical and
mental limt to try and break you.
You will feel sick.
You will be sick.
And you will likely fail.
If you pass this brutal test you
will be rewarded with a green
beret and finally be an official
member of the SAS.
This is just like internet marketing
(without the guns, warfare, uniform,
hierarchy of control, attention to detail,
emphasis on map-reading, requirement
to know how to kill people and a couple
of other minor details).
It will make you feel sick.
And you will likely fail.
Well what I'm about to give you
(and when I say "give" I mean "sell")
is like walking onto the battlefield
with your own personal nuke.
You can't lose.
It's called the "POP Formula" and
it gives you your own massive email
list so you can start making big
money online for minimum effort.
March on over to this link before
it's executed;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: You're not still swallowing this BS are you?
And by "this BS" I mean the
codswallop they're feeding
you down at the office;
"Sure you'll get a raise soon."
"Sure we appreciate you as
an individual."
"Sure the manager is happy
with your progess."
"Sure that person from Accounts
really does fancy you and isn't
just scared and on the verge of
calling the police because of
your weird staring."
All BS.
If you work for someone else it sucks.
You don't need me to tell you that.
You know it.
You feel it.
And if you're unfortuate enough
to be working in cubicle hell then
you're living this BS every frickin day.
Well, in the words of Colonel Sanders;
"F*** THAT!"
(I'm paraphrasing)
Because life's too short.
Get even, get ahead, get outta there
and get rich.
It all starts by getting a list.
Which gets you money.
And you get that by getting this;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: Your boss is laughing at you
I swear it's true.
They're laughing at you because
they see you turning up every day,
putting a shift in, trying your best
and paying their wages.
Sheesh.
You do know you're just building
someone else's dream right?
You know that guy you see in
the corner office with the fast car?
You're building his dream.
But even worse than that;
There's a guy you never see -
a guy so far up the rectal ladder
of corporate excrement that he
only wears brown suits.
And you've built his dream real good.
Isn't it time you built your own dream?
Isn't it time you took what is rightfully
yours and made the money you deserve?
Isn't it time you took the damn computer
you're reading this on and throw it out
of the window, smash it to pieces with
a rock, set fire to it with gasoline then
jump up and down on it singing "Hoo-hooo,
I'm gonna build my own dream" ?
Okay, possibly not that last bit.
But the money part - do that bit.
And get started right now by doing
the first and only step you need -
getting your own mailing list so
you can hit "Send" and make
money on demand;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: They want you to stay poor.
Well screw them...
The super rich of the world
(did you know 1% of peeps
now own 99% of the wealth)
are doing all they can to keep
you snorting up crumbs on
the breadline.
Basteaards.
There's more than enough cheese
to go around but they're making
out like 3 Blind Bandits keeping it all
for themselves.
Not fair.
The problem here is;
Once they get all the wealth it's
easy for them to keep it and use
it to make even more money.
And they're not sharing it either.
Nor are they sharing the tactics
they used to get to the top of
cheese mountain in the first place.
But you can join them (and then
do the right thing by sharing all
the millions you make equally
for all mankind to enjoy - you
are gonna do that right?).
The first step (in fact only
step) to getting rich online
is owning your own list.
My buddy Raj has documented
exactly how to do it.
He calls it the "POP Formula".
Jump on the rich train before
it leaves town;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: Your quiet life of desperation
As Henry Thoreau famoulsy said;
"The mass of men lead lives of
quiet desperation. What is called
resignation is confirmed desperation."
Quite what he meant by this I don't
really know but I do know one thing;
Most people out there are desperate
to make more moolah (but unsure
how to get it).
Enter the "POP Formula".
Is it the answer to all your financial
wet dreams?
Possibly.
Will it get you a big list of rampant
buyers thrusting cash into your hands
at the flick of a few buttons?
Almost certainly.
Can it cook you breakfast, make
the bed, do the ironing and give you
a massage with a happy ending all
before 12 noon?
Sadly not.
But if making money's your thing
(see how I used an all inclusive
exclusion mechanism there to get
you to mentally say "Yes" and
raise your hand?")...
Then this is for you;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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SUBJECT: This time I'm not gonna do it for you
If you want to be the best.
If you want to rise to the top.
If you want your own email
list where you can spout off
any old nonsense and positive-speak
mumbo jumbo like this and get
paid handsomly to do so then
you need one thing;
A list.
(duh)
Here comes the HOW:
http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/
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