SUBJECT: Your Facebook Ads Have Been Disabled
That's the subject line nobody wants
to see.
I've had it happen to me a few times.
It sucks.
And it's happening more and more
as good honest-working people
like you and me try to find a way
to actually make money with
gosh-darned Facebook ads.
Why do they have to make it so hard?
Well did you know - it turns out
there's a simple fix.
Something so fast you can simply
make this switch today and see
massive profits and sales from
your Facebook ads within 24 hours.
Here's how to make money with Facebook ads;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/ads/
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SUBJECT: copy and paste method for winning Facebook Ads
It sounds easy.
Because it is.
It's like anything - if you want to be
successful at something you just copy
what's already working.
And that's what you can do with
FB Targeting Academy - you get
to copy all these proven tricks
which take you right to the money
on Facebook.
Forget losing money on your ads.
Forget throwing money at Facebook
ads and getting zero return.
This all changes, now;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/ads/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Delete all your Facebook ads
I'm serious.
I'm certain you've set up all your
Facebook ads in the wrong way
and it will be costing you a fortune
right now.
You see;
There's a right way and a wrong
way to run Facebook ads.
How do you know which is which?
If you've made a shedload of money
with your Facebook ads then you're
doing it the right way.
If you ain't then you're not.
It's all about using the right targeting
tricks - it's a science but you can get
the money-making shortcut right here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/ads/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Where the money is on Facebook (and how to get it)
The boffins at Facebook Ads HQ
try to make it as difficult as they can.
They want to bamboozle you.
They want to infuriate you.
And they want you to spend as
much money as they can get their
filthy little grubbers on as you flounder
through their mind-boggling system.
Well screw them.
Because there's a simple targeting
"twist" you can employ which tips
the balance of money firmly in
your favor.
It's ingenius.
And you'll start making money with
this right away;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/ads/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Why you're wasting money on Facebook
Because your ads are dying.
It's true.
Unless you're getting 1000% ROI
on your Facebook ads you're missing
a trick.
And that trick is;
Targeting.
Everyone's talking about it but hardly
anyone knows how to do it properly.
Even the nerds at Facebook don't
want you to know - because once
you know this simple trick you can
get tons more clicks (and sales)
for wayyyyyyyy less ad spend.
And Facebook doesn't want that.
But, you know what? Screw Facebook.
It's time to turn the tables.
It's time to put the money in the hands
of the masses.
It's time for you to raid the Facebook
money vaults and run to the hills with
sackfuls of their gold;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/ads/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Don't run another ad before reading this...
Chances are;
You've run ads on Facebook.
Maybe you've tried a "Boost Post".
Maybe you tried one of those sidebar
ads on the right hand side.
Or maybe even a Newsfeed ad.
Well, let me play mindreader here
because I know what happened
when you did that;
You handed over some of your
hard-earned cheese to Facebook.
They delivered your ads.
And you made diddly squat in return.
Thanks for nothing, Facebook.
So yeah - don't run another ad until
you've discovered the secret "targeting
trick" which is making newbies ginomungous
profits from the Facebook ads.
It's powerfully simple.
You can copy the trick here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/ads/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Is Facebook evil?
Yes.
Not only is it trying to get everyone
on the planet addicted to its stupid
mini-dopamine it of "Likes" but it's
also rampaging and pillaging business
owners like you and I with a seemingly
unfathomable Ads platform.
Bandits.
They purposely make the Ads platform
a tough nut to crack so you have to
spend thousands of dollars in testing
just try and get an ROI.
Arse biscuits.
Well no more.
It's time to set the record straight
and put the keys to the Facebook
money vault firmly in your hands.
It all starts by you discovering a
simple targeting trick which gets
you massive returns on all your
ads in a heartbeat.
You can get it here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/ads/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Don't pay Mark Zuckerberg one more cent
Heck.
The guy doesn't need it (how many
more grey T-Shirts does a billionaire
really need anyway?).
And while it keeps his shareholders
happy you dipping into your wallet
and paying for ads which never work
is not cutting the mustard for your
bank balance.
Wouldn't you like to see a simple
way of getting guaranteed returns
every time you ran a Facebook ad?
A way you can know, with certainty,
that every ad you run is going to
put money into your account rather
than take it out?
Yes, you would.
And that is why, Padre, you need
to wrap your little pork chops around
this amazing offer;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/ads/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Facebook Ads are a scam
Well, kinda.
I've been in this business long
enough to know a hustle when
I see one.
And this is exactly what Facebook ads
are - a hustle.
They make it ludicrously easy to
get started (like crack cocaine)
and then they reel you in deeper
and deeper with illogical interfaces,
mind-boggling instructions and
technical hoodlummery which
leaves your head spinning and
your wallet empty.
Thanks Facebook.
Thanks a lot.
Well guess what? You can actually
turn the tables on Facebook and
start taking money from them rather
than the other way around.
Would you like to get your hands
on a way to guarantee you get big
returns on every Facebook ad
you run?
Yes. You betcha.
Well here it is, go forth and
reap the rich rewards waiting for
you right here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/ads/
Michael Cheney
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