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PRODUCT NAME: TrafficZion Pro
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SELLER: Demetris Papadopoulos
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SUBJECT: Make other marketers jealous with this free traffic
I'm telling you - they'll be giving
you the green stink eye once
you get this.
It's a cool free traffic method
which fires traffic into your
website quicker than a naughty
kid with a peashooter and the
lungs of a whale.
I know you've probably seen
similar traffic claims before
but there's something you
should know here.
It works.
Grab this free traffic here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: How to get free traffic without doing too much
See how I artfully dodged a
whole skidoo-full of FTC
boolcrap by saying "without
doing to much".
Cos yeah - you do need to
do something to get this
free traffic.
Just not very much Moto.
A few clicks here and there
and you're all set.
Peng.
Here it is for you;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: "I Can't Stop This Traffic!" (said nobody ever)
It has to be one of the most
over-used and cliche-infested
headlines of all time.
About how some mythical internet
marketer is getting so much traffic
from a weird new source that
they are overwhelmed and can't
turn it off.
Let's face factomundos here Padre;
That ain't ever gonna happen.
But I've found something for your
delectation which is the closest
you're gonna get.
Grab all the free traffic you want
right here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: It's all about the traffic stoopid
Who am I calling stoopid?
Most definitely not you.
(It's usually around this point that
imbeciline narkotwerps start
emailing me saying how they're
not stoopid)
My point - there is one, honest -
is that you're nothing in this game
without one thing;
Traffic.
You knew that anyway before we
engaged in this little email waltz
together here.
But what you didn't know is how
to get it (for free).
Well now you do;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: How long can your website hold its breath?
Imagine if the traffi your website
needs to make sales were oxygen.
How long could it go before it
passed out?
Has it already died a death
a long time hence?
And wouldn't it be just completely
fandabbydozy if you could get
all the oxygen (traffic) you wanted
without having to pay for it.
Well now you can.
Grab all this free traffic for yourself;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Did you know you can drown in space?
I'm serious.
There's been a few narrow misses
when astronauts have been doing
space walks where they've nearly
drowned out there.
It happens when their space suits
start collecting condensed water
in their helmets by mistake and
the water collects dangerously
close to the astronaut's nose
and mouth.
This is what's happening to a lot
of internet marketers;
They are so busy trying to juggle
1001 things in their daily "space walk"
they forget the most important thing
of all;
Oxygen (or traffic in this analogy).
Without traffic your internet business
is dead. You ain't getting sales, commissions
or squat.
You may as well be floating of into
space without oxygen.
So getting traffic is your priority, then.
And here's how to get lots of it (for free);
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: The day I ate my own lungs
It's true.
One day I pushed myself so hard
in a bike race, and was breathing
so hard that I tasted blood in my mouth.
Having researched the phenomenon
I found thus;
This happens when you push your
lungs so hard for oxygen that microscopic
parts of them break off and go up
your wind pipe.
Lovely.
Is this you in internet marketing?
Are you pushing so hard for
oxygen (traffic) that you can
almost taste your lungs?
Without traffic, you're dead.
So stap scrabbling around
for it and get a plentiful
source of the good free
stuff right here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: John Reese wasn't stupid
John Reese is a legend.
Back in 1886 (could have been later)
he released a product online called
"Traffic Secrets" and it sold $1m in
24 hours.
It was like Roger Bannister breaking
the 4-minute mile.
And part of the reason for its success
was the subject;
TRAFFIC.
Everybody needs it, everybody wants it
and nobody can really be arsed to do
anything about it.
Well goody newsy for you-y...
Because this cool software does
all the traffic-getting for you while
you sit back and count your lucre;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: How I made $19,046 a month back in 2005
Yeah - back in 2005 I was
raking in nearly twenty grand
a month off Google AdSense.
That's where Google pays you
to run annoying ads on your website.
How was this possible?
Lots of traffic, that's how.
Without it you ain't going anywhere
in this internet marketing game I
can tell you.
But when you unlock a big source
of free traffic the internet marketing
world is your veritable oyster.
Here's how you do it;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Traffic don't get cheaper or easier than this
The genius of this system is
how it combines software
with people power.
I've not seen something
like this before but now
I have I can see a lot of
copycats trying to set up.
But they won't manage to
mimic the genius of this.
If you want traffic (duh)
then you need this;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: My friend nearly got shot for peeing on Border Patrol
You couldn't make this up.
A group of us were travelling
across the Sahara desert in
a Bedford truck.
We came to a border between
two countries and army personnel
of questionable origin boarded
our truck.
They wanted to see all our money and
know in advance how much we had
(without letting us count it).
They took all the money away to count
and if our estimate was wrong we
would be "fined".
Basically we were being politely robbed.
Meantime my female friend heard
the call of nature tinkling at her
bladder.
So unbeknownst to the rest of
us she left the truck and proceeded
to the nearest bush where she
had a pee.
At said relieving moment we spotted
her and also the soldiers emerging
from their hut shouting in her direction
and brandishing large rifles.
They didn't shoot her but I think
she did add another unplanned
bowel movement to her sandy
deposit.
The lesson?
Don't take a pee on someone
else's border.
It was easy for us to see it as
"just a bush in the desert" but
to them it was their border point.
It's just like getting traffic on the
internet (honestly it is) - you need
to make sure you are attracting
people to your website who "get you".
(And not rifle-wielding psycho soldiers).
Anyway, I can't help you cross borders
but I can help you get "floods" of free traffic
gushing into your website here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Does "traffic-getting software" actually work?
No (not most of it).
I've seen my fair share of
garbage software in my
time in internet marketing.
And most of it is just that;
Garbage.
But occasionally, very occasionally,
something truly valuable comes out
of the woodwork.
Something that has been built with
purpose, with good ethics and
with the end user in mind.
And something that works.
Traffic Zion from Demetris Papa
is exactly that.
He's got countless real life success
stories of people using this traffic
software to get great quality
traffic (and lots of it).
I think the reason why is the unique
"human element" at the center of
this software.
You'll see what I mean when you
grab this here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: "I just need one more hit..."
"Renton's face looked drawn as
he desperately plead to his
drugged-up pals for one
more hit of heroin."
No.
I'm not talking about that
kind of hit.
I'm talking about the kind of
hits you get to your website.
(Yeah, I know nobody's called
them "hits" since 1985 but you
know what I mean and it made
for a cool subject line).
In my experience there never
comes a point in one's internet
marketing career where you say;
"Okay that's it. I've had enough
traffic. I don't want any more."
Because you need all the traffic
you can get - it's the very lifeblood
of your online business.
Without traffic you die.
So here's the lifeline you've been
looking for to get endless "hits"
whenever you need them;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: True Story: I nearly drowned while driving
This is gonna sound ridiculous
but I promise you it happened.
I was driving home the other
day and it was super hot outside.
I was getting thirsty.
But the only drink I had was a
bottle of water that had been
sitting in my car all afternoon
heating up while I was out
shopping.
So I went to swig it...
(and this is where it gets weird)
Because while I knew there was
water in the bottle I couldn't
feel it coming out. It was like nothing.
So I breathed.
And it was at this point I realized
there was water in my mouth - it
just happened to be perfectly
matched to my body temperature
so I couldn't feel it.
I inhaled a mouthful of water then
proceeded to splooter the whole
lot over the dashboard as I was
driving along.
(Much to the amusement of
my wife, I hasten to add).
My point is this;
You can't breathe without oxygen.
Just like you can't survive online
without traffic.
If you're "busying yourself" with
Facebook, learning or other stuff
online you are not getting traffic.
Traffic is everything.
Once you get traffic it solves
all your problems and you
don't have to worry about
money again.
So take a deep breath, grab
your favorite drink (not body
temperature) and watch as
you learn how to get all the
free traffic you could ever want;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Just how hard can getting traffic be?
Hard, apparently.
It doesn't take long of being
a newbie to realize that traffic-getting
is where the rubber hits the road.
Everything else is a sinch.
But getting traffic - that's another
story.
At least for most people...
My mate Demetris, however,
is diferent.
He never struggles for traffic.
He gets all his for free.
Using this cool piece of
software he created - I've
checked it out myself and
I can tell you: it works.
Get the free traffic here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: 100% free traffic just free-er
Sometimes free just ain't free;
You buy a $50,000 car and
get a free bumper sticker - not free.
You sign up for a life and pension
insurance for $100,000 and get
a free pen - not free.
But I've found something that is
free - getting traffic.
There's a way to get more free
traffic than you can shake a
stick it - until it's coming out
of your wazoo in fact.
But you do have to buy
the software that makes
it happen.
Trust me - the alternative is
not a happy place to go to:
wasting the next 7 years of
your life writing articles,
creating videos and the like
is nobody's idea of fun.
So get this free traffic instead;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Captain Obvious strikes again
Good Day Earthling!
Captain Obvious here with an
important bulletin for your eyeballs;
You need traffic.
Yes.
You need traffic.
(I told you this was obvious).
What's not so obvious is how to get it.
Last time I looked there were
approximately seven basquillion
ways to get traffic online.
(and all of them were a ball-ache)
There is an easier way (isn't there
always?) and it involves using a
patented software which will
get the traffic for you.
It does require your input though.
It's a human-powered "machine" -
kinda like a bicycle except one
which creates traffic and not
overly-sized quad muscles.
Captain Obvious highly recommends
you wrap your mortal mitts around
this one - it's a keeper;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Want traffic? Get this...
I'm been yammering on all this
week about why you should
buy Traffic Zion to help you
get traffic and I'll say it again;
Buy Traffic Zion.
It's a nifty bit of software
that uses the combined power
of programming and human
input to get you free traffic.
And it works.
You've probably seen all
the success stories on the
salesletter by now.
So the only thing left is
for you to start getting
this free traffic too.
Today is the last chance
I'll be telling you about
this opportunity;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Does this traffic software really work?
Yes.
It does.
So buy it here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/free-traffic/
Michael Cheney
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